BEING SINGLE

  

   Having relationship status as single on facebook is surely no proud thing but from my personal experience I can tell it's no sin also.But when you do get near your silver jubliee and with the medal of being single you do have another star of "never been in a relationship" then I think it's time for your parents to get tensed.Some overtensed parents can also suggest therapy in this scenario but it's their point of view.Here I want to talk about my perspective so not getting deviated from the topic lets put the person in courtroom and ask why,how....etc etc.

    So Me Lord it's not all my mistake.I had spent my childhood reading fairy tales,my teenage watching barbie movies and afterwards our full of saccharine sentimentalism bollywood movies.Now the image created in my mind of Mr.Perfect was way too much perfect and even after my some undesired efforts(it's not like as if i haven't tried at all) I was unable to pull my dream boy from my dreams and find him in real world.

    Well this thing never bothered me much but OMG these bollywood movies sometimes they act as a strict mom of teenage daughter.Always telling the reverse of what the young girl wants to do.So even after my all no no they told me "Pyar dosti hai" ."Tujhme rab dikhta hai" and the ultimate one "Bhagwan ne hame jodiyon  me banaya hai bas milna hampe chhod dia hai" said by Madhuri Dixit the angel send by cupid in Dil To Pagal Hai .This dialogue always brings tears in my eyes...oh no not because of emotions but because it makes me laugh so hard.

    Even after this much of tension (of course environment is tensed as 'Ladki badi ho rahi hai')  I am more worried about my 'Worse Half'.Poor fellow what he is doing until now without me and for God's sake where is he wandering???

    Yeah I know coming on white horse is very much dramatic.So if he has to come on Hayabusa or BMW (Of course class matters) then is he waiting for petrol price to go down .I don't think it gonna happen(said about petrol price not about brands of vehicles hehehe).

    I also have full scene prepared in my mind with dialogues and background sounds ,how will be my first meeting with my prince charming.Seriously blowing wind,violin and flying leaves are too much to think of and very much cliched.

    It will be in total my style eyes in eyes,getting closer and first thing I will do is to punch him and ask what took you so long to find me???Dude i live in city not in tropical forests so why were u not able to find me earlier....I just wish it won't scare him off ,leaving a tag behind for me SINGLE.